MCU Civil War Script

nudityandnerdery:

dreamsoftheshininghorizon:

nudityandnerdery:

Senator: Superheroes have to register their secret identities!
Natasha: There’s six of us. Rogers has a Smithsonian exhibit on him, Stark won’t stop telling the world he’s Iron Man, and for the rest of us, I dumped all of SHIELD’s files on the internet.
Senator: Oh. Right.
-FIN-

Natasha: Oh…and Thor is Thor.  That’s his real name.  Even if it wasn’t, he might have diplomatic immunity to the Registration Act since his “secret identity” is the crown prince of an alien civilization.

Senator: I get it, I get it.

POST CREDITS SCENE:

(Enter the Senator’s office)
Senator: Well, that was a disaster.
Voice: You think?
Senator: Who is th- Nick Fury?
Nick Fury: I’m here to talk to you about the “Stop Wasting Everyone’s Fucking Time” Initiative.

6 hours ago on July 27th | J | 1,528 notes
11 hours ago on July 27th | J | 25 notes

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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omg yes, the best ones I could think of offhand were:

-teaching my dad about Youtube video to mp3 sites
-Grandpa discovering that Facebook has a Wall (he’d previously been typing individual people’s names into the search bar from his own profile page)

16 hours ago on July 27th | J | 126,349 notes

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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1 day ago on July 26th | J | 31,221 notes

jabberwockypie:

markruffalo:

This is kind of embarrassing. You have American’s who can’t find the heart to help these people so now we have the Canadians coming to the rescue. We are thrilled to spend trillions of dollars in war in other countries to “Help Them” but can’t find the heart to put these people on a payment plan they can afford. “Values”?

THANK YOU CANADA!

LOVE YOU, CANADA AND ALL CANADIAN FOLLOWERS!

<3 <3 <3

*born and raised about an hour north of Detroit*

1 day ago on July 26th | J | 1,724 notes

Enough

teenwolfgossip:

For the fans who’s time, effort, and passion for the show was ridiculed by Jeff Davis and the cast by reading their fanfics, mocking their hard work and love for the characters they portray, it’s time we say enough.

For the fan who asked the cast the innocent question of, “If you could ship literally any pairing that’s not currently canon on the show, who would you ship?” and was then mocked by Dylan O’Brien, who incredulously told the fan “This is the last question in the entire panel,” and was then mocked by Tyler Posey, who told the fan to “Think of a better question,” it’s time we say enough.

For the fans that were told that fanworks depicting two characters could not be signed, while fanworks depicting other pairings are acceptable, it’s time we say enough.

For the Teen Wolf fandom, who have been disrespected repeatedly by the Teen Wolf marketing team and Jeff Davis himself, for the fans that have been used by the powers that be to win polls and then mocked and humiliated once we’re no longer needed, for every person who passionately love this show and then has been shamed for that love by the cast and creators, it’s time we say enough.

It’s time to remind them why they need us.

We are calling for a general Teen Wolf Blackout for Monday’s episode.  We need to reach the producers of the show in a way that they can understand.

What can you do?

  1. Do not tweet anything Teen Wolf related during Monday’s episode.  Do not tweet the actors or the Teen Wolf account.  Do not use any hashtags related to Teen Wolf.
  2. If you have a Nielsen box, do not watch Monday night’s episode on TV. 
  3. Do not reblog the gifs or posts from the Teen Wolf tumblr account.
  4. Do not watch the episode on MTV.com.
  5. Reblog, reblog, reblog.  Spread the word.  Tell your friends, tweet the message prior to Monday’s episode.  

And before anyone asks - this isn’t to make Sterek canon, this has nothing to do with any ship or character, this isn’t to ask for anything plot related in the show.  This is a simple reminder that this show survives because of it’s fans, and we deserved to be treated with respect.

Spread the word.

1 day ago on July 26th | J | 3,652 notes

There’s A Lake Where You Can Swim With Jellyfish That Won’t Sting You

alejandrostravel:

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There is a magical lake in the Rock Islands of Palau where you can swim with the jellyfish worry-free.

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The lake became a tourist attraction and people can go swimming and snorkeling with them.

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The jellyfish lost their stingers over the years because they don’t need them to fight off predators.

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Learn more about the land of friendly, magical jellyfish.

2 days ago on July 25th | J | 35,716 notes

uminoko:

uminoko:

skeetsen:

sesemi7:

'She is mine (to kill). Find him.'

“Она маньяк, дайте ей в лоб” (х)

BWAHAHAHA

Oh, yeah, English speakers—

the joke is that Sebstan’s Russian is so bad that it sounds like he’s saying “she’s a maniac, hit her in the head.”*

(*forehead, literally)

IT REALLY DOES THOUGH

2 days ago on July 25th | J | 5,669 notes
pitchwithglitter:

thegreatbigfour:

dreamney:

keumza:

tattoo

oOOoOOoooOOoohhh shit.

I love my baby with tattoos

Waaiit I wasn’t ready

pitchwithglitter:

thegreatbigfour:

dreamney:

keumza:

tattoo

oOOoOOoooOOoohhh shit.

I love my baby with tattoos

Waaiit I wasn’t ready

2 days ago on July 25th | J | 7,051 notes
Tagged as: #UM #HTTYD 

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

3 days ago on July 24th | J | 241,765 notes

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

3 days ago on July 24th | J | 48,260 notes
Tagged as: #YAS 
samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

3 days ago on July 24th | J | 112,191 notes

softlycanthropy:

Gage calls Sinqua back after his panel at Eyecon (6.14.14)

4 days ago on July 23rd | J | 9,416 notes
Um, hello. If you have the time and inclination I'd love to see more of the domestic!SamSteve stuff. That's how I found your blog, and I kind of love it to pieces. Ok thank you either way!


kehinki:

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troll dads 

4 days ago on July 23rd | J | 839 notes

powerliftingpinay:

neshatriumphs:

homozexual:

Esther Quek

The badass boss that redefines androgyny.

SO ON POINT IT KILLS ME

Good Lawd…

Always reblog Esther. Because.. Life goals.

4 days ago on July 23rd | J | 21,434 notes
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